lamebook

I don't know, but I think some people subconsciously treat it as a competition to see who can get the most "friends" with people randomly adding eachother. It's just like how on youtube there's "sub for sub", meaning that one guy subscribes to this guy, and the other person will subscribe back, not actually watching eachothers videos, but just so they can feel good about themselves because they have 50 subscribers, but deep inside they know that only 2 people actually use the subscription.

I do know that I consciously treat it as a competition to see who can get the most score in bejew'lled. Nevermind.



also there was that announcement about AAA day. Props to them for a nice idea but... I don't know about not standing up, there's other ways to prove your unconformity. Because they said stand up if you have sympathy, or in essence, are aware of all of that discrimination.


But I'll drop that. I choose field hockey today instead of badminton because badminton was meant to be smaller than everything else but still had half the people there. I think william thinks I'm a dodger now because he challenged me to badminton after I dominated him in table tennis term 1, but that's okay. Field hockey is also okay, but running around like that in the sun makes me tired, and I don't know why. If I remember last year the games in the shade were okay, last year the games in the sun were not okay. I remember playing well for like 10 minutes then getting really tired for 20. Having water helps.



But more importantly, geo test. I don't feel like studying besides reading last year's paper, and the extended response looks like "don't need to study" so I won't. Maybe at lunch tommorow




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sigh, googled a joke that was on facebook but did some tricky crap to probably get you to invite all friends, and spent about 30 mins reading "funny tales"

this one is alright


The Audit

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous, 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his
pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

yeah. if there was something meaningful to say I forgot it